“and that’s when i realized…OPRAH BEATS GAIL!”

• as a former pageant hag, i would like to thank fourfour for making me aware of the following: Mrs World

  any video that contains alan thicke, a satanic cherub descending from
  the ceiling, and a bunch of crying bitches gets my vote.  my good lord.

  please comment and tell me what you think the most awesome part of the clip is. (also, make sure to check out the names of the choreographers in the ending credits)

• i am boycotting macy’s.
• the kathy griffin show was, in a word, amazing.  so, so funny.  she talked in detail about the american idol finale, seacrest, gayken, oprah–the usual suspects, and also told a precious story about a naked ambien blackout in baghdad.  she also delved into her hatred of this administration, but kept it pretty light…like, what’s the worst thing al gore ever did, huh?  grow a bushy beard we didn’t like?  dick cheney shot someone in the face!!  and check this…after the show, jen and i ran into christian finnegan on the street!  how weird is that…we’re fans of his, of course, but we’ve also worked with him on tv land commercials.  he was extremely sweet and gracious, despite the fact that we interrupted him awkwardly eating a chicken salad sandwich (his words) and checking the yankees’ score through the window of a pub.  it was cool to see him, and it was so awesome to finally see amy again after all these years and to meet her boyfriend, who is a doll.  i do believe a good time was had by all.
• i got my laser treatment done today.  it was a relatively painless process, except for the part where i had to drive there and be seen in public WEARING A THICK LAYER OF NUMBING CREAM ON MY FACE, COVERED WITH PIECES OF SARAN WRAP.  i’m sure i frightened at least one child.

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